That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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