What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just found a bag of teeth...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
