I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
there was a trapeze. enough said
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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