so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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