I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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