On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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