what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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