did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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