She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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