i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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