I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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