Jerry, you need to find god
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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