that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Randomize
