I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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