Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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