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So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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