Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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