yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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