on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
