3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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