I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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