the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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