ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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