He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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