So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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