420 ftw
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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