her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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