What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
