the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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