is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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