i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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