im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
