Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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