I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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