thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I can tuck mytits in my pants
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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