so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
