Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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