We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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