I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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