So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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