Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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