whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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