I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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