She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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