literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
