I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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