I just cut my nipple shaving
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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