id be glad to
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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