He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
this will be a night to untag.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just googled if crying burns calories
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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