Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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