somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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