that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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