Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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