god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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