Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
