Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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