oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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