I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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