Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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